Let's Clear That Up Before It Gets Awkward
Ah, the East End of Glasgow. A charming, vibrant area filled with rich history, diverse communities, and… wait, *did you say happy end?* 😳
Let’s just hit pause for a moment, yeah?
At Phuket Thai Massage Glasgow, we’re based in Glasgow City Centre, very near the lovely East End — that’s EAST as in direction, END as in… the side of Glasgow that gave us the Barras, Celtic Park, and more character than a soap opera. We are *not* in the business of offering what some people (usually with a cheeky wink and nervous laugh) refer to as a "happy ending."
But we totally get it. It happens. A quick Google search, a dodgy autocorrect, or just an awkward attempt at booking a massage while trying to sound “casual.” We’ve heard it all:
- “Hi, do you do East End massages with, uh… extras?”
- “Is this the kind of place with… y’know, a smile at the end?”
- “Just checking… you’re not *that* kind of Thai massage, right?”
No worries, love. Let's clear it up once and for all:
👉 East End = a part of Glasgow.
👉 Happy end = something we don´t offer, we ask you to leave
👉 Phuket Thai Massage = traditional, professional Thai massage that helps your back, not your bad decisions.
What *We* Mean by “Feel Good”
Yes, you’ll feel good after a Thai massage session — really good, actually. But that’s because traditional Thai massage is good for:
- Loosening tight muscles
- Easing stress
- Improving flexibility
- Boosting your energy
- Helping you sleep better than a cat on a radiator
It’s centuries-old healing, not something you’d find on page 47 of a certain kind of magazine (if you know, you know).
A Note for the Curious
If you’re unsure what’s included in a Thai massage — ask! We’re always happy to explain (professionally). But if you ask the *wrong* kind of questions, don’t be surprised if we hand you a flyer for yoga and escort you to the door with a polite “no thanks.”
Final Thoughts (And a Bit of Advice)
When booking your next massage in the East End of Glasgow, double-check your spelling, leave the innuendos at home, and remember — we’re here to stretch your hamstrings, not your boundaries.
And if you *are* looking for a “happy ending,” maybe try a different kind of therapist — like a life coach. 😅
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